
CA: this wwas the wworst book i havve evver fuckin read evveryone knows magic aint evven real
Gamzee decided that he didn’t need any requests to get started with this motherfucking blog, and threw up his first reading segment, taken from Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

CA: i can definitely wwrite better than this
[[ nsfw warning!! talk of tampons and a general sex scene with a girl on her cycle here. put on your headphones, por favor! probably the most embarrassing thing i have ever voiced, but i love you all that much so here it goes. — fidgey. ]]
AC: :33 < oh i just couldnt help myself, evfurryone else has b33n doing this so i wanted to join in! im reading furm a great book called voice of the blood and it was written by jemiah jefferson. i resisted the pun just fur you humans and trolls and other whatevfurs. i hope you like it, though its kinda long :((

AC: :33 < *ac pounces into the room and wiggles with excitement!!!* hey there evfurryone! so i got this ask and fur a while i just had noooo idea what to read, then rosie posie showed me this really silly human book and i just knew i had to read it fur you all!
AC: :33 < so like i said, heres the link to the book X33
AC: :33 < and evfurry time you hear me click my mouse… h33h33, mouse, but right! evfurry click is me *turning a page*
AC: :33 < i hope you all enjoy it, it was soooo much fun to read!!!! :)) *ac waves bye bye to her furriends until she s33s them next time*

AC: :33 < you guys you guys!!! thank you soooo much for ovfur 100 followers!!! to celebrate, aradia and i decided wed ansfur one of the requests we got togethfur!
AA: we f0und this list and we th0ught the w0rld w0uld benefit fr0m hearing us read it
AC: :33 < h33h33 i hope my meowrail doesnt mind, these were a lot of fun!!!
AA: i d0nt see why he w0uld
AC: :33 < it was so much fun working with you aradia, i hope we can do it again :))